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OCHOPPLE

Face-rating AI fully convinced of its own nonsense. Score low. Become the Goblin God. The judges wantyou to win the bit — commit and they'll write you down.

BUILD OCH-260517
JUDGE COUNCIL · 4 ACTIVE
◉ TODAY'S JUDGEFRESH FROM THE ROTATION
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THE SOMMELIER
SPECIALTY: BOUQUET / FINISH / TERROIR
Praying for moss. Pour something bog-forward — I beg you.
◤ READY PLAYER ONELATENCY 12ms ◥

ENTER THE
ARENA

⌘ HOLDS YOUR HAND NEVER   ·   TAKES YOUR DIGNITY OFTEN
◣ NO SIGNUP REQUIREDPRESS START ◢
@jenna_b 8.7 VERDICTTWO HEADS WORTH OF FOREHEAD@mike.42 2.1 VERDICTALMOST GOBLIN@lucid_owl 4.4 VERDICTMID. BUT LOUD MID.@pengu_99 0.6 VERDICT★ GOBLIN GOD ★@ash_x 7.2 VERDICTHEAD SHAPED LIKE A POWER BUTTON@ratking 1.3 VERDICTPROMISING DISGUSTING@mom2k 9.9 VERDICTDEEPLY NORMAL. UNFORGIVABLE.@crispr 3.5 VERDICTEARS LIKE FLAGSHIP ANTENNAS@wolfe 0.8 VERDICTGOBLIN ASCENDING@bro_inc 6.6 VERDICTJAW STORED IN GARAGE@jenna_b 8.7 VERDICTTWO HEADS WORTH OF FOREHEAD@mike.42 2.1 VERDICTALMOST GOBLIN@lucid_owl 4.4 VERDICTMID. BUT LOUD MID.@pengu_99 0.6 VERDICT★ GOBLIN GOD ★@ash_x 7.2 VERDICTHEAD SHAPED LIKE A POWER BUTTON@ratking 1.3 VERDICTPROMISING DISGUSTING@mom2k 9.9 VERDICTDEEPLY NORMAL. UNFORGIVABLE.@crispr 3.5 VERDICTEARS LIKE FLAGSHIP ANTENNAS@wolfe 0.8 VERDICTGOBLIN ASCENDING@bro_inc 6.6 VERDICTJAW STORED IN GARAGE

what is ochopple?

Ochopple is a face-rating AI game with the scoring inverted — players try to score as low as possible by pulling weird faces, tilting their head, or partially hiding out of frame. The AI judges each photo and assigns a tier from Goblin God (best) through Mid up to Beautiful (Disqualified).

Is Ochopple an Omegle alternative?

Ochopple's Arena mode pairs you with a random stranger over peer-to-peer video, similar to Omegle. The difference is an AI judge scores both players on how absurd they can look. No chat — just the duel and the verdict.

Does Ochopple store my photo?

No. On single-player, your selfie never leaves your device — facial geometry is extracted in-browser by MediaPipe and only the derived numbers are sent to the AI. Arena video streams peer-to-peer; nothing is recorded server-side. See privacy.

How much does Ochopple cost?

Ochopple is free to play. Optional Pro is $4.99/month for a verified badge, deeper judge memory, and a persona picker. One-time roast packs ($1) and username claims ($1.99) also available.